Title: Gangs of Merseyside
Author:
plastikpoppy
Genre: AU, crack with a pinch of slash
Disclaimer: Lies, lies and more lies. Just a pack of bullshytes!! Really.
Plot:
Merseyside, England, 1960’s –
The backstreets of Merseyside are ruled by two powerful Mafia families, The Fowlers of Toxteth and The Carraghers of Bootle. The rivalry between these two families ran for decades but things goes into a tailspin when a new ‘Family’ surfaces. Little did they know that this new family was once their own. A tale of bitter betrayal, broken pride and hidden prejudices, a band of brothers are forced to fight against each other to survive.
The Cast:
| John Arne Riise |
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| A nosy git of a reporter.
Street smart. Charming. Determined. A womanising workaholic who has a knack for digging up the juiciest stories. Loves all things petite. Love his job a bit too much and will stop at nothing to get a story. |
| Rafael Benitez |
| Johnny’s woolly dingbat of a boss. Shoe fetish. Wise and kind. Likes to be call Le Boss, even if he's Spanish he secretly wishes that he was French. | |
Toxteth Terrors:
The oldest and most notorious ‘family’ residing in Merseyside. Known as the ‘Toxies’, is lead by the last surviving relative of the most powerful family. They wish to rule the Mersey.
| Robbie 'GOD' Fowler |
|  | The last descendent of the most powerful, influential family in the Mersey. Meticulous, ruthless, proud. Like his predecessors he wishes to rule the roost. Is married with four children and likes to knit. |
| Steven 'Prince' Gerrard |
| Prodigy to Robbie, posses the intelligence, wit and charisma to turn anyone putty. A self righteous bastard. Hates the fact that he has to play second fiddle to Robbie. Wishes to break away and build his own empire the Hyuton Fatties. |
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| Peter 'Troll' Crouch |
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| They don't call him the Troll for nothing. He either points and grunts or grunts and points. A man of very few words. |
| Harry ‘Sunshine’ Kewell |
| Greasy haired right hench man to Stevie. Loyal. Always has a smile on his face. Is secretly in love with Stevie. |  |
| Jermaine 'Afro' Pennant |
| | Unassuming. Sweet. Cigar smoking baby of the family. Hates the family business. |
| Luis 'Thumbelina' Garcia |
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Thumb sucking sweetheart. Stylish Debonair. Loves champagne and candle lit dinners. |  |
| Daniel ' The Dagger' Agger |
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Campy. Wig wearing assassin. Must have his daily cup of coffee or he sulks all day long. |
Bootle Bandits:
Rivalry with the Toxies since the beginning of time, believes that it’s their turn to rule. Consist of young upstarts who live by the oath of 'out with the old, in with the new'
| Jamie 'The Bison' Carragher |
| Leader of the Bandits. Once a prodigy of the late Fowler Snr. Got sick of following orders, he went on a rebellion and started up his own empire. | 
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| Craig '9 Iron' Bellamy |
| | Loves to golf and karaoke. His weapon of choice is a 9 Iron Has a nasty habit of chewing tobacco. |
| Xabi 'Bonsey' Alonso |
| Adopted brother of Jamie. Unlike his step brother, he hates the family Business. He only stayed on to make sure he keeps his brother in check. Caring. Confident. Steadfast. | |
| Javier 'The Masher' Mascherano |
| Always accompanied by his pet Ferret, Moby. Don’t be fool by the demure look, He’s an animal once provoke. His family has served the Carragher Family for generations. |
| Sami 'Smiley' Hyypia |
| Jamie’s right hand man. Rarely seen without a smile, even when he kills. A loyal and trusted family friend. | |
| Dirk 'Goldilocks' Kyut |
| Sharp shooter. Deadly with his hands and feet. Playboy. Constantly checking himself in the mirror. Thinks he's Elvis. |
| Steve 'Doc' Finnan |
Intelligent strategist. Quiet. Always seen jotting things into his little black book. Tends to go talk in rhymes. | |
I had this AU fic idea for awhile and i will be writing this as soon as im done with my drabbles. What you think?